HorribleAdvice.com is a sarcastic blog providing purposefully terrible & adverse advice for entertainment. Readers can email in a request for advice to the link that is found at the end of each article and also in the main menu.
But, DO NOT follow or carry out ANY advice provided on this site. It is for humorous & entertainment purposes only, and might often be offensive, dangerous, immoral, unethical, and possibly very unlawful. Our advice is NOT to be taken seriously. Just enjoy our creative writing, be safe, be lawful, be nice to people, and DO NOT take our advice. If it ever turns out that you’ve done a very awful thing and are in lots of trouble for it and got the idea to do it from this site, this is us telling you ahead of time NOT TO. Our articles are for entertainment only. We DO NOT suggest you do ANYTHING from ANY of our articles EVER.
Plus, who takes advice from the internet anyway from a Site that has the word “horrible” in it’s name? Be smart. And if being smart doesn’t seem to be an option for you, don’t blame us for your dreadful actions. Just enjoy our creative writing & DO NOT take our advice.
For example, one of our articles suggests that it would be a smart idea for the reader to start a wildfire. This is something you certainly should never do. If, however, you were to start a wildfire, and are now sitting in a courtroom because 180 acres of forest are now gone, 120 homes have burnt to the ground, along with the possessions of many families, 100 pets have perished because of your choices, and several dozen people have lost their lives, and you’re telling your lawyer that it’s not your fault because a grotesque and unpopular site named Horrible Advice told you to start this wildfire, he’s going to resign on the spot due to what a dumbshit you are. If by chance, he is also an ignoramus like you are and agrees with you, then the judge and jury will certainly set your reality straight and you’ll be headed to prison for a very long time. If by chance, that the judge and jury both agree with you and your lawyer because the whole courtroom is filled with dumbshits, then we will be happy to come down there to show everyone this very well written disclaimer alerting you that starting a wildfire is obviously not a legal or ethical thing to do. Then we will go on to show them where it is also summarized after each and every one of our articles too, completely removing the blame from us, back to you. But we couldn’t stop there. We would then need to countersue you for the slander of our good reputation. And due to the whole courtroom being populated with simpletons, we would need to take it all the way to the Supreme Court to achieve proper results. During our many months or years of court proceedings, it will certainly catch the attention of many media outlets due to it’s absurdity. Due to this vast news coverage, the popularity of our Site will skyrocket to the top ranks in the world and will compare to sites such as Amazon and Google, and we will then have the vast fortunes they do, due to your dumbfuckery. Then someday in the future when we are bored, we will come visit you in prison to thank you for our website’s amazing success.
So you should probably just read for fun, and not for real life ideas.
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